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Saturday, 21 February 2009

Am I A Twit?

The latest Internet fad that I jumped on the bandwagon of is Twitter.

But I have to be honest and admit I don't know why.

Several people have told me it's "very good" and "it's the future of communication", but no one has yet been able to tell me exactly why it is.

Twitter allows you to post short, 140 character messages which can be read by anyone who is "following" you.

But if I want to chat with people I know, at a distance, I already have Facebook, e-mail, text and, heaven forbid, the telephone - and these conversations aren't conducted in front of a host of strangers.

Both Rachel and I have found having a Twitter account also opens you up to being followed by total strangers. If this was the real world it would be called stalking. It's not as if we are anyone. If they're fans of my blog that's fine by me, but I suspect 99.9% of the people following me (who don't already know me from elsewhere) are unaware I even have a geeky blog.

Twitter seems almost MySpace-like its ability to allow you to "follow" celebrities, which I guess is okay for getting the latest news on what they are doing, but do I really need to know what they are having for lunch?

And it still doesn't explain why I should Twitter? Besides being another avenue to use to promote HeroPress, I just don't see yet what the use is for me? What am I missing?

As far as I can tell, Twitter is totally devoid of all the whistles and bells that make Facebook so useful (e.g. photo storage, discussion groups, fansites that send out updates etc) that it makes me think I must be missing something.

When people I really respect, like Stephen Fry, Neil Gaiman and Wil Wheaton, are such strong advocates and regular contributors, there must be more to Twitter than I can see.

I don't want anyone to think I am knocking Twitter, I just don't fully understand it and that's slightly frustrating. All I want is for someone to explain it to me...

And if everyone eventually spends all their time updating their Facebook account, Twittering and blogging when is anyone going to have time to actually do anything worth Twittering/Facebooking/blogging about?
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7 serfs have something to say about this!:

  1. I don't know what all this Twitter fuss is about. Then again, about 6months ago I would've said the same thing about Facebook (I'm still not sure what the point of that is, mind you).

    Isn't the Twitter message just the same as your status in Facebook? There you can put up a short message that everyone (on Facebook) can see. The main thing (and time waster) that interested me in Facebook was all the little apps and games - you don't get those with Twitter.

    Then again, give it a year or so and everyone will be going on about some other social networking app. They're all just fads.
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  2. I am trying to play along, but it kinda seems like really (really) slow IM.

    Patrick H. mentioned on my blog that Twitter gives you the ability to annoy your internet friends in real time :-D

    You can block people, but if you just don't know the name, or icon you might be blocking someone you do know.

    Ah, the internet... :-)
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  3. I think the best explanation I can give is that Twitter is awesome because it fits into our modern way of "Fast, and satisfying." People love drives thrus, fast food, on demand, everything RIGHT AWAY! You can scan through about 300 tweets in the matter of 5 minutes. It's pretty awesome. Some people have better, more enlightening tweets than others though...I'm not going to brag...lol jk
    twitter.com/sexyarmpit
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  4. I am of two minds about Twitter. Some times I go weeks without looking at it and then find myself updating like crazy for hours on end. Andy has some nice Twitter thoughts (http://www.afpr.com/), especially his 10 Commandments.
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  5. Thank you all for your enlightening comments - I'm glad I'm not alone in not grasping the full ramifications of the Twittering lifestyle.

    Perhaps it's just a young man's (and woman's) game and I'm too old and set in my ways for this fast paced malarky!

    Only time will tell...
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  6. I signed up too, Flea, and I still don't get it. And I need another social website thingy to keep track of like a fish needs a bicycle.

    I feel you, bro.
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  7. I really want to understand it because so many modern technological developments (especially involving computers) are going over my head that I'm beginning to feel like a dinosaur who can see that giant meteor heading towards Earth with "extinction event" written across it.

    Twitter is just the latest of these "developments" and it appears, on the surface, very straight forward - but I still can't see any substance to it... and that's what I'm looking for :-D
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