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Saturday, 2 June 2012

At The Fleapit: Prometheus (2012)


Right, let's get this out the way to start with: Prometheus is a good film, but not great.

There are plot holes (some of which, I guess, can be handwaved as 'the mysteries of an inhuman intelligence and its alien motivations'), there's at least one moment of giggle-stifling silliness (a key character dies under a 'rolling' spaceship like a cartoon mouse under the wheel of a car) and some very Lost-centric weird character reactions.

This latter I'm blaming totally on the unsubtle footprint of co-scriptwriter Damon Lindelof - who, of course, wrote a lot of Lost.

There are some leftfield plot twists along the way, at least one is very obviously foreshadowed, but no-one seems at all phased by these revelations and, much like on the old TV show, no-one talks about the twists and what they mean to the crew of the ship.

For instance, no-one ever addresses the fact that one of their number, the android David (Michael Fassbender), can recognise and operate the alien technology when the crew first encounters it. This is more than just knowing the creature's language given that their "interfaces" appear to be just runes carved into rock.

However, Prometheus does raise some interesting questions about the creation of life and the relationship between "creator" and "created", father and off-spring - the need for children to replace their parents etc, although I'm not convinced it deals with them in any kind of profound way.


At its heart this is a solid sci-fi flick, and under the guidance of Alien and Blade Runner's Ridley Scott it looks incredible, making no bones about being set in the same universe as the Alien franchise - from the importance of the Weyland corporation to the horseshoe spaceship found by the crew of the Nostromo back in the original Alien, along with its "space jockey" pilot.

Scientists Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) and Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) have discovered a series of pictograms on Earth that suggest that we were visited by aliens millennia ago. They hypothesise that these "engineers", as they call them, created life on Earth (although that's quite a leap from a few cave paintings of giants pointing at the stars) and see the pictograms as an invitation to come and meet our makers.

An expedition, funded by the Weyland corporation, represented by the frosty Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron) and her android assistant David, takes the science team to a distant planet where a landing strip and a large, pyramidal building is found.


Exploring the "pyramid", the team come across a number of stone vials, the body of a dead "engineer" and a large stone head, and it becomes clear that what they have found is not the source of human life but something far more terrifying.

Thankfully, for those not following along, ship's captain Janek (Idris Elba) gives a very heavy-handed info-dump monologue at one stage summarising the backstory... which is convenient.

Let's be clear, although set in the same universe, this is not an "Alien" film. It has a very different vibe to it, but it is impossible to divorce Prometheus from that well-loved franchise (especially the first two movies).

There are clear nods though, like meeting the crew of the Prometheus around the ship's mess table and David the android - a spectacular performance from Fassbender - does become increasingly creepy as the plot progresses.

Outside of Fassbender and Theron though the acting is nothing really to write home about, largely because the character's aren't that well developed. Try as she might Rapace can never turn Shaw into another Ellen Ripley, and a large problem I had with the film was that none of the central characters were strong enough to gain my empathy.

The script also suffers from more clichés than you would hope and much of the dialogue (as exemplified by Janek's dialogue mentioned above) teeters on the mediocre.


I was impressed by the visuals, but I really couldn't care two hoots for the characters - which runs totally contrary to the emotions generated by the protagonists of both Alien and Aliens. For all the running, screaming, explosions and CGI creatures, Prometheus feels quite hollow and, like David, soulless.

That said, the very final scene is pure fanservice for those who've come to the movie out of their love for the established Alien mythos and is almost worth the price of a ticket alone for the questions it raises...


A lot of reviews I've read state that you shouldn't go into this film with your expectations too high, and not to expect it to be of the quality of Alien, but Ridley Scott has had over 30 years to hone his cinematic craft since then.

He would be the first to tell you how brilliant he was and so, while the film's main flaws lie in with its script, Scott cannot be wholly excused and must share some of the blame for not delivering a more substantial story.

Prometheus is a triumph of spectacle over substance. With some expansion and development of the plot and characters, it could have been a classic, but nevertheless it's an enjoyable, exciting adventure that certainly paves the way - as Ridley did back in 1979 - for a whole new mythology.

Disassembled



Disassembled by Junaid Chundrigar: "Because everyone has a bad day now and then."

Ladies & Gentlemen, While I was Sleeping...


Hopefully this period of "minimal posting" will come to an end soon, as I think my sleep issues might be turning a corner (although I don't want to jinx it!).

That said, another week of mainly film clips and trailers has managed to net me three new recruits to the HeroPress superteam, so I guess I must be doing right!

Please raise the rafters with your jubilant cheers to welcome:

Friday, 1 June 2012

Coping With An Outbreak of "Roleplaying"...


Bill Cavalier explains the best way to approach games at conventions and launches The Badass Dungeon Crushers Association.


DVD Of The Week: Chronicle (2012)


And to think I wasn't even going to bother with this, having dismissed it as a found footage rehash of Misfits! Thankfully, as usual, I have been proved totally wrong.

Like the dark British comedy Misfits, Chronicle tells the story of what might happen if everyday adolescents really did develop superhuman powers but that's pretty much where the similarities end.

Andrew Detmer (Dane DeHaan) invests in a camera to chronicle his life with his sickly mother (Bo Petersen)  and abusive, alcoholic father (Michael Kelly) and the first few minutes of the movie are a snapshot of his world, focusing on his school life and friendship with his philosophy-quoting cousin Matt Garetty (Alex Russell).

One evening they drive to an out-of-town rave where Matt and his friend Steve Montgomery (Michael B. Jordan) find a strange hole in the ground out in the woods. The boys delve into the mysterious passageway and discover peculiar glowing rocks.

Then the camera cuts out and it's three weeks later, Andrew has a new camera and the trio are experimenting with nascent telekinetic powers.

Director Josh Trank and writer Max Landis have taken a sensible approach to the idea of found footage movies that immediately solves a major issue I have had with recent examples of the genre: they've cut out all the superfluous padding and pared Chronicle down to its essential elements.

As the young men test their telekinesis they quickly learn that the more they use their powers the stronger they become and they soon move from floating Lego bricks to pushing cars around in parking lots.

They are clearly enjoying their new-found powers, but as teenage boys their first thoughts aren't to donning garish spandex costumes and fighting crime but simply to having fun - especially when they eventually discover they can fly as well.

However, inevitably, their pranks take a darker turn and Matt insists they start implementing rules about what they will and will not do.

Things, of course, do not run smoothly and - despite Andrew's impressive performance at the school's end of term talent show - matters rapidly spiral out of hand as the film moves towards its spectacular climax on - and above - the streets of Seattle.

Chronicle is an amazing film; the stunning effects and great performances gel to create a wholly believable story even though the combination of storytelling techniques (a mix of first-person documentary style, with security camera footage and more straight-forward film-making) creates a montage effect that doesn't spoon-feed its audience every little detail of what is going on.

No mention is made throughout of comic books or superheroes, but the movie's stance is clearly a balance between "with great power comes great responsibility" and "power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely".

As a science-fiction story about people with incredible, paranormal powers, Chronicle is pretty much the antithesis of The Avengers, despite its climactic wide-scale destruction of a major American city.

If anything, it reminded me, in part, of Alan Moore's run on Miracleman/Marvelman back in the '80s.

A clever, thoughtful and incredibly well-made film, within its first half-hour I was totally blown away by it and by the end I realised it was a very strong contender for "DVD Of The Year".

Miss June: Cobie Smulders


Cobie Smulders (from Avengers Assemble and How I Met Your Mother)

 
 

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Prometheus Has Landed!

Got my ticket to see Prometheus (in 2D) on Friday and I'm very excited. More so even than going to see The Avengers because, as awesome as that was, it was a known entity whereas Prometheus - despite its obvious Alien overtones - is pretty much a mystery to me as I've done a good job of avoiding spoilers.

Rachel isn't coming to see Prometheus as it's not her sort of thing - and she's worried that it'll scare the heck out of her! So I'm flying solo.

The following clip is an interview with Logan Marshall-Green about his character, Holloway.


Ridley Scott, director of Alien and Blade Runner, returns to the genre he helped define. With Prometheus, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

Wonder Woman Wednesday (Twofer)...

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Coming Soon To A Bookshelf Near Me... (UPDATED)



Volume Five of Fantagraphic's glorious, oversized (10.5" x 14.25" hardcover) reprints of Hal Foster's weekly Prince Valiant strips.

Fully half of this 112-page volume of Hal Foster's epic masterpiece — again scanned from superb syndicate proofs — is devoted to the remaining chapters of The Winning of Aleta, a 20-month epic in which Valiant obsessively pursues his bride to be. Not surprisingly this is followed by a sequence called Matrimony, which ends with a newly wed queen adjusting to the luxurious, exciting court life at Camelot.

But Val's marriage does not signal an end to his adventures, quite the contrary. In War in the Forest Val is sent out to spy on encroaching Saxons — unknowingly aided by Aleta, who, disguised as a small knight (and dubbed "Sir Puny") helps prevent disaster. But the 1946 strips end with Val and Aleta unable to return to Camelot and the displaced couple journeying to Thule...

Half the strips in this volume also include the delightful The Medieval Castle, Foster's chronicle of two young boys growing up during the time of the First Crusade — but by the end of the 1945 strips this series has ended and the Valiant portion resume its full-page glory.

This volume also features a foreword by P. Craig Russell, a gallery of Hal Foster's commercial illustration work and an essay titled Aleta: Water Nymph of the Misty Isles by Brian M. Kane.

UPDATE (12.45pm): Or not... as just received an email from Amazon to say they are unable to source the book and it is no longer available!

UPDATE (11pm): An explanation from Fantagraphics of what's going on with this volume: "Prince Valiant Volume 5 is currently in our distributor's warehouse and being distributed next week. Amazon sometimes deletes books from their pre-order list when they're late (as this one is) and place it in a "sign up to be notified when this item is available" category. The wording "this item is no longer available" is simply a mistake, and Amazon.uk should be getting their copies sometime in June."

Good news all round!


Saturday, 26 May 2012

Pitching Mother...



An inside look at how indie filmmakers secure their funding - from the Fear Of Girls crew.

NSFW for language!

Friday, 25 May 2012

It Was Five Years Ago Today...


Today is our fifth wedding anniversary.

It seems like only yesterday I was watching Rachel glide across the lawn of Salomons to the strains of The Imperial March, before Darth Vader appeared bearing the rings that would signify our union.

For anniversary presents this year I got Rachel some little bits for her on-going dolls house project and she treated me to a couple of superhero books/graphic novels.
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